“There was a crooked man,”

“There was a crooked man,”

BY MOTHER GOOSE
There was a crooked man, and he walked a crooked mile,
He found a crooked sixpence against a crooked stile;
He bought a crooked cat which caught a crooked mouse,
And they all lived together in a little crooked house.
Source: The Dorling Kindersley Book of Nursery Rhymes (2000)